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Dane Cook
American
Comedian
About the author
I had never done a roast, but I really wanted to, because it's so different from standup.
Dane Cook,
American
Comedian
You have to learn the crowd. I just pay attention to them so I can make sure I can make them laugh.
Dane Cook,
American
Comedian
#Attention
When I first hit the scene, it was just a lot of go, go, go, go, go. I have a lot of natural energy anyway, but it was over the top.
Dane Cook,
American
Comedian
#First
#Energy
Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He'll come to a lot of my shows. It's not that often that you can meet someone as cool as Vince.
Dane Cook,
American
Comedian
Christina can sing all the notes, but Britney is just hot!
Dane Cook,
American
Comedian
I am an observer, I like to watch people. I am into psychology and people - how they act and such.
Dane Cook,
American
Comedian
#People
#Act
#Psychology
I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.
Dane Cook,
American
Comedian
#Funny
I don't laugh out loud at comics a lot.
Dane Cook,
American
Comedian
That MySpace is the story of the year. Everyone but my mother is on it.
Dane Cook,
American
Comedian
#Mother
I get so into the moment.
Dane Cook,
American
Comedian
I like fearless characters, people just not afraid to do anything it takes to make people laugh.
Dane Cook,
American
Comedian
#People
I like to play guitar, jam out, play the blues, go watch movies. I love movies.
Dane Cook,
American
Comedian
#Love
#Play
#Movies
#Guitar
I'm a late-night guy.
Dane Cook,
American
Comedian
I'm always going to be someone that people enjoy watching.
Dane Cook,
American
Comedian
#People
I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up.
Dane Cook,
American
Comedian
#Today
#Open
#Business
#Giving
#Quitting
I'm shooting a pilot based on my show. It's a one-camera show. I play myself.
Dane Cook,
American
Comedian
#Play
I've lived in LA for so long, I don't even know what is real and what isn't any more.
Dane Cook,
American
Comedian
If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.
Dane Cook,
American
Comedian
#Funny
#Tact
In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak.
Dane Cook,
American
Comedian
#Home
#Pretty
#School
#Quiet
Jim Norton and Harland Williams always make me laugh.
Dane Cook,
American
Comedian
My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor.
Dane Cook,
American
Comedian
#Family
#Senses
#Humor
I don't write any of my material down. I like to improvise and be spontaneous.
Dane Cook,
American
Comedian