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David Sedaris
American
Writer
About the author
I haven't got the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out.
David Sedaris,
American
Writer
#People
#Idea
#Change
They were nothing like the French people I had imagined. If anything, they were too kind, too generous and too knowledgable in the fields of plumbing and electricity.
David Sedaris,
American
Writer
#People
#Nothing
#Electricity
I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, 'I need a letter opener. I guess I'll have to kill a deer.
David Sedaris,
American
Writer
#Love
#Saying
#Animals
#Funny
After a few months in my parents' basement, I took an apartment near the state university, where I discovered both crystal methamphetamine and conceptual art. Either one of these things are dangerous, but in combination they have the potential to destroy entire civilizations.
David Sedaris,
American
Writer
#Art
#State
#Parents
#Months
#Potential
#University