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Dawn French
British
Comedian
About the author
I never do any television without chocolate. That's my motto and I live by it. Quite often I write the scripts and I make sure there are chocolate scenes. Actually I'm a bit of a chocolate tart and will eat anything. It's amazing I'm so slim.
Dawn French,
British
Comedian
#Will
#Television
We have to do a film parody for Comic Relief. We can't decide which film to parody at the moment. Any ideas welcome, but not Spiderman owing to costume being too tight.
Dawn French,
British
Comedian
#Film
#Being
#Ideas
Turn up your radio. Watch lots of telly and eat loads of choc. Feel guilty. Stay up all night. Learn everything in six hours that has taken you two years to compile. That's how I did it.
Dawn French,
British
Comedian
#Years
#Night
The person I have admired the most in comedy terms would be Eric Morecambe, who is my total hero.
Dawn French,
British
Comedian
#Comedy
It was my father who taught me to value myself. He told me that I was uncommonly beautiful and that I was the most precious thing in his life.
Dawn French,
British
Comedian
#Life
#Value
#Father
It was fantastic to work in Cornwall partly because my family live there so I was able to do lots of visiting and eat lots of cake. They live all over Cornwall and all over Devon.
Dawn French,
British
Comedian
#Work
#Family
In actual life I am a grumpy old bag.
Dawn French,
British
Comedian
#Life
#Old
If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model. Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush.
Dawn French,
British
Comedian
#Painting
I want to do something where I play Judi Dench's younger sister or daughter.
Dawn French,
British
Comedian
#Want
#Daughter
#Play
#Sister
I keep my own personality in a cupboard under the stairs at home so that no one else can see it or nick it.
Dawn French,
British
Comedian
#Home
#Personality
#Stairs
I have had the unfortunate experience of having someone write an unauthorised biography of me. Half of it is lies and the other half is badly written. My feeling is that if I'm going to write my life story, I ought to have my life first.
Dawn French,
British
Comedian
#Life
#Feeling
#First
#Experience
#Lies
#Biography
I am not, I repeat, NOT a lesbian - even though I'd like to be one when I grow up.
Dawn French,
British
Comedian
#Lesbian
I'd like to play a horse, many people think I already have. Either end of the horse would be fine.
Dawn French,
British
Comedian
#People
#Play
#End