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Dean Martin
American
Actor
About the author
If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.
Dean Martin,
American
Actor
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Dean Martin,
American
Actor
#Lie
There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does.
Dean Martin,
American
Actor
#Hollywood
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day.
Dean Martin,
American
Actor
#People
#Day
I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.
Dean Martin,
American
Actor
#Right
I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day.
Dean Martin,
American
Actor
#Day
#Hate
I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant'.
Dean Martin,
American
Actor
#Kids
#Words