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Don Adams
American
Comedian
About the author
I was married awfully young and I felt trapped. My wife had been divorced and all the time we were married we were out of the Church. It wasn't until we were divorced that we became good Catholics again.
Don Adams,
American
Comedian
#Time
#Wife
#Church
Sometimes I wonder how I got into comedy at all.
Don Adams,
American
Comedian
#Wonder
#Comedy
Maxwell is serious, dedicated, awkward, forgetful, pompous to a certain degree, sentimental.
Don Adams,
American
Comedian
I've been paying alimony since I was 14 and child support since 15. That's a joke, but not by much.
Don Adams,
American
Comedian
#Support
I am a quick study - I can memorize a script in an hour - but I can't remember a name three seconds. I've even forgotten my wife's name on occasion.
Don Adams,
American
Comedian
#Wife
#Study
#Name
#Quick
I like getting married, but I don't like being married.
Don Adams,
American
Comedian
#Being
I did movie star impressions as a kid in high school. Somehow they just got out of hand.
Don Adams,
American
Comedian
#School
It was a special show that became a cult classic of sorts, and I made a lot of money for it.
Don Adams,
American
Comedian
#Money