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Edgar Bergen
American
Actor
About the author
I was asking Charlie the most important questions, and you heard the answers.
Edgar Bergen,
American
Actor
#Questions
#Answers
After 13 years of life on the half shell in Hollywood, I have made a trip where I wasn't a tourist.
Edgar Bergen,
American
Actor
#Life
#Hollywood
#Years
Hey kid, do you want to come and talk to Charlie?
Edgar Bergen,
American
Actor
#Want
#Talk
I've never told you the story of Alice in Wonderland, have I?
Edgar Bergen,
American
Actor
Nobody seems to know yet how television is going to affect the radio, movies, love, housekeeping or the church, but it has definitely revived vaudeville.
Edgar Bergen,
American
Actor
#Love
#Movies
#Television
#Church
#Housekeeping
OK, magic boy, let's see who you really are.
Edgar Bergen,
American
Actor
#Magic
So many people are working in vaudeville today that I looked for three weeks to book enough acts for an hour bill and didn't have them until the night before we opened in Buffalo and money was no object!
Edgar Bergen,
American
Actor
#People
#Today
#Money
#Night
Well, a friend in need is a friend indeed.
Edgar Bergen,
American
Actor
#Friend
But Charlie, Charlie, how can we ever really know anything? Charlie, what or who is God?
Edgar Bergen,
American
Actor
#God
You find out your mistakes from an audience that pays admission.
Edgar Bergen,
American
Actor
#Mistakes
Show me where Stalin is buried and I'll show you a Communist Plot.
Edgar Bergen,
American
Actor