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Ethel Merman
American
Musician
About the author
I don't like to read. The only things I read are gossip columns. If someone gives me a book, it had better have lots of pictures.
Ethel Merman,
American
Musician
#Gossip
I attend surprisingly few shows. The type of theater that is popular today just doesn't appeal to me.
Ethel Merman,
American
Musician
#Today
#Popular
#Theater
I can hold a note as long as the Chase National Bank.
Ethel Merman,
American
Musician
I can never remember being afraid of an audience. If the audience could do better, they'd be up here on stage and I'd be out there watching them.
Ethel Merman,
American
Musician
#Being
I Got Rhythm really put me on the map.
Ethel Merman,
American
Musician
I have been ambitious to be a somebody from the time I was 5 years old.
Ethel Merman,
American
Musician
#Time
#Years
#Old
I have plenty of invitations to go places, lots to do. If I'm not working, I go to have my hair taken care of and work at needlepoint.
Ethel Merman,
American
Musician
#Work
#Hair
#Care
I preferred delivering my performance in person. I liked to be in control. You couldn't be in films.
Ethel Merman,
American
Musician
#Control
#Performance
I am known to be able to take care of myself when I become angry. I don't mince words.
Ethel Merman,
American
Musician
#Words
#Care
I was born in my parents' bedroom on January 16. The World Almanac says it was 1909. I say it was 1912. But what difference does it make as long as I feel 33?
Ethel Merman,
American
Musician
#World
#Parents
#Difference
Cole Porter had a worldwide reputation as a sophisticate and hedonist.
Ethel Merman,
American
Musician
#Reputation
I take a breath when I have to.
Ethel Merman,
American
Musician
Cole Porter wrote Anything Goes and four more hits for me.
Ethel Merman,
American
Musician
Christmas carols always brought tears to my eyes. I also cry at weddings. I should have cried at a couple of my own.
Ethel Merman,
American
Musician
#Eyes
#Christmas
#Tears
#Weddings
Broadway has been very good to me. But then, I've been very good to broadway.
Ethel Merman,
American
Musician
At one time I smoked, but in 1959 I couldn't think of anything else to give up for Lent so I stopped-and I haven't had a cigarette since.
Ethel Merman,
American
Musician
#Time
#Lent
At a flea market I always head for the junk jewelry table first.
Ethel Merman,
American
Musician
#First
As far as dramas are concerned, it's considered passe for playwrights to turn out anything the average person can understand.
Ethel Merman,
American
Musician
Any audience that gets a laugh out of me gets it while I'm facing them.
Ethel Merman,
American
Musician
Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice.
Ethel Merman,
American
Musician
#Old
#Fire
Everything's coming up roses - for me.
Ethel Merman,
American
Musician
#Roses
Eisenhower was my war hero and the President I admire and respect most.
Ethel Merman,
American
Musician
#War
#Respect
#President
I wouldn't change one thing about my professional life, and I make it a point not to dwell on my mistakes.
Ethel Merman,
American
Musician
#Life
#Mistakes
#Change
Mom and Pop were proud of my popularity, but from their point of view, show business was no way to make a living.
Ethel Merman,
American
Musician
#Living
#Business
#Mom
#Popularity
Legend has it that when God created me, he gave me a big distinctive voice, a lot of boldness and no heart.
Ethel Merman,
American
Musician
#God
#Heart
#Voice
#Boldness
In my case, things have pretty much been handed to me.
Ethel Merman,
American
Musician
#Pretty
If I feel in need of sleep, I just open a book or turn on the television. Both are better than any sleeping pill.
Ethel Merman,
American
Musician
#Open
#Television
#Sleep
I've never suffered stage fright. That fascinates people.
Ethel Merman,
American
Musician
#People
I've never cooked. I can't do much more in the kitchen than make a cup of tea and some toast.
Ethel Merman,
American
Musician
#Kitchen
#Tea
I've made a wonderful living playing that theatrical character - the professional brassy dame.
Ethel Merman,
American
Musician
#Character
#Living
I'll pat myself on the back and admit I have talent. Beyond that, I just happened to be in the right place at the right time.
Ethel Merman,
American
Musician
#Time
#Right
#Talent
Mom claimed that I could carry a tune at 2 or 3 years of age. Maybe she was a little prejudiced.
Ethel Merman,
American
Musician
#Years
#Age
#Mom
I wouldn't trust any man as far as you can throw a piano.
Ethel Merman,
American
Musician
#Man
#Trust
I work as often as I want and yet I'm free as a bird.
Ethel Merman,
American
Musician
#Want
#Work
I wasn't straining at the bit to become a movie star any more than I had plotted to get out of vaudeville and into Broadway musicals.
Ethel Merman,
American
Musician
I'll admit - I was honored to be on the cover of Time.
Ethel Merman,
American
Musician
#Time
There's such a thing as theater discipline. One player doesn't appropriate another's inventions.
Ethel Merman,
American
Musician
#Theater
#Discipline
#Inventions
Music, in the past few years... anything singable or understandable is square.
Ethel Merman,
American
Musician
#Years
#Past
#Music
You gotta have a gimmick.
Ethel Merman,
American
Musician
Who's happy these days?
Ethel Merman,
American
Musician
When I'm asked how to succeed in show business, I always say I haven't the foggiest.
Ethel Merman,
American
Musician
#Succeed
#Business
I was lucky enough to have the songs in my first show written by George and Ira Gershwin. Then Cole Porter wrote five shows for me.
Ethel Merman,
American
Musician
#Songs
#First
There have been people who have tried to take advantage of me. They want to be linked to me just because I'm Ethel Merman.
Ethel Merman,
American
Musician
#Want
#People
The slapdash way producers used to assemble a show seems a little unbelievable when we talk about them now.
Ethel Merman,
American
Musician
#Talk
#Now
Once I had all the attention, all I had to do was deliver.
Ethel Merman,
American
Musician
#Attention
Of my four marriages, the one to Bob Levitt is the only one I don't regret.
Ethel Merman,
American
Musician
#Regret
My father taught me to read music and play the piano-but not well, even though people have said that I'm a natural musician.
Ethel Merman,
American
Musician
#People
#Play
#Music
#Father
My career at Warner Brothers consisted of one musical short subject. I was running around in a bear skin. Very chic.
Ethel Merman,
American
Musician
#Career
#Brothers
#Running
#Skin
My beloved Mom and Pop always rated tops with each other, and that's the way it will always be.
Ethel Merman,
American
Musician
#Will
#Mom
When you are in deep conflict about something, sometimes the most trivial thing can tip the scales.
Ethel Merman,
American
Musician
#Deep
#Conflict