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Evan Sayet
American
Comedian
About the author
I am tired of angry feminists. I like my women happy, gregarious... and bathed.
Evan Sayet,
American
Comedian
#Women
At the Olympics in China, every color was represented... and that was just the drinking water.
Evan Sayet,
American
Comedian
#Drinking
#Water
Barack Obama has raised tons of money. That is what he means by being green.
Evan Sayet,
American
Comedian
#Being
#Money
First there was racism. Then liberals created institutional racism and coded racism. You can only hear it with a dog whistle.
Evan Sayet,
American
Comedian
#First
#Racism
#Liberals
Barack Obama says that we need to be humble toward terrorism. Yet he is the one we have been waiting for. That is humble?
Evan Sayet,
American
Comedian
#Waiting
#Terrorism
Jews don't care about ancient rivalries. We worry about humidity in Miami.
Evan Sayet,
American
Comedian
#Worry
#Care
Jews were asked when life begins. For them it's when they finally graduate medical school.
Evan Sayet,
American
Comedian
#Life
#School
#Medical
Michelle Obama was asked when life begins. According to her it's when she and Barack take over the White House.
Evan Sayet,
American
Comedian
#Life
Mitt Romney is a true Mormon. John Edwards and Bill Clinton are not real Mormons. It was not 'Brigham Young' they were chanting. It was 'Bring 'em young.'
Evan Sayet,
American
Comedian
#Mormon
Tony Rezko and Bill Ayers should lead the Democratic Party. They are the only Democrats with any convictions.
Evan Sayet,
American
Comedian
#Party
#Democrats
We are not imperialists. We don't even try to take over Canada. It would be easy, although it might take a rear guard action to guard Anne Murray.
Evan Sayet,
American
Comedian
#Action
#Canada
What Democrats call 'nuanced,' most people refer to as 'stupidity.'
Evan Sayet,
American
Comedian
#People
#Democrats
Academics act like they are important, but when something is academic it is meaningless. People say, 'It's academic, now let's get work done.'
Evan Sayet,
American
Comedian
#Now
#People
#Work
#Act