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Flip Wilson
American
Comedian
About the author
It's later than it's ever been.
Flip Wilson,
American
Comedian
Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.
Flip Wilson,
American
Comedian
#Fun
#Cards
When you're hot, you're hot; when you're not, you're not.
Flip Wilson,
American
Comedian
Violence is a tool of the ignorant.
Flip Wilson,
American
Comedian
#Violence
The devil made me do it.
Flip Wilson,
American
Comedian
#Devil
The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down.
Flip Wilson,
American
Comedian
#Chance
#Living
My show is my statement. What I have to say is on the screen. My life is my own. I don't want to talk about my private self. Why should I?
Flip Wilson,
American
Comedian
#Want
#Talk
#Life
#Self
You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine.
Flip Wilson,
American
Comedian
#Machine
I think Mr. Wilson will have to be the rest of the way alone.
Flip Wilson,
American
Comedian
#Will
#Rest
Funny is an attitude.
Flip Wilson,
American
Comedian
#Attitude
#Funny
Don't order one for the road, because the road is already laid out.
Flip Wilson,
American
Comedian
#Road
#Order
Before you can hit the jackpot, you have to put a coin in the machine.
Flip Wilson,
American
Comedian
#Machine
It would be ridiculous for me to say anything negative regarding blacks having an equal opportunity on TV.
Flip Wilson,
American
Comedian
#Opportunity
#Negative
I was number one in the ratings four times last year and twice this season. What could be more damn equal than that? If they get any more equal, I don't want it.
Flip Wilson,
American
Comedian
#Want