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Frank Zappa
American
Musician
About the author
Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.
Frank Zappa,
American
Musician
#Building
#Stupidity
#Universe
#Scientists
The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows.
Frank Zappa,
American
Musician
#Computer
#Design
The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.
Frank Zappa,
American
Musician
#states
#United
#Nation
There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love one another.
Frank Zappa,
American
Musician
#Songs
#Love
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
Frank Zappa,
American
Musician
#Life
#Stupidity
#Universe
Without deviation progress is not possible.
Frank Zappa,
American
Musician
#Progress
Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
Frank Zappa,
American
Musician
#Time
#Music
#Production
Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
Frank Zappa,
American
Musician
#Politics
#Entertainment
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Frank Zappa,
American
Musician
#Weapons
#Country
#Football
#Beer
Most rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, for people who can't read.
Frank Zappa,
American
Musician
#Talk
#People
#Journalism
You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream.
Frank Zappa,
American
Musician
#Want
#Ugly
I searched for years I found no love. I'm sure that love will never be a product of plasticity.
Frank Zappa,
American
Musician
#Love
#Will
#Years
A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
Frank Zappa,
American
Musician
#Will
#Musicians
All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.
Frank Zappa,
American
Musician
#People
#Music
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
Frank Zappa,
American
Musician
#Art
#Nothing
#Selling
Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.
Frank Zappa,
American
Musician
#People
#Work
#Communism
Music, in performance, is a type of sculpture. The air in the performance is sculpted into something.
Frank Zappa,
American
Musician
#Music
#Performance
#Sculpture
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
Frank Zappa,
American
Musician
#People
One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds.
Frank Zappa,
American
Musician
#People
#Will
#Change
#Favorite
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
Frank Zappa,
American
Musician
#Want
#Education
#College
It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice. There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia.
Frank Zappa,
American
Musician
#World
#Ending
#Fire
#Nostalgia
Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass.
Frank Zappa,
American
Musician
#People
#Music
Music is always a commentary on society.
Frank Zappa,
American
Musician
#Society
#Music
No change in musical style will survive unless it is accompanied by a change in clothing style. Rock is to dress up to.
Frank Zappa,
American
Musician
#Style
#Will
#Change
#Dress
Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
Frank Zappa,
American
Musician
#Support
#Virtue
#Fact
#Existence