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Gary Larson
American
Cartoonist
About the author
Great moments in science: Einstein discovers that time is actually money.
Gary Larson,
American
Cartoonist
#Time
#Money
#Moments
I think I'm maintaining the quality, but internally I'm paying for it.
Gary Larson,
American
Cartoonist
#Quality
I've always considered music stores to be the graveyards of musicians.
Gary Larson,
American
Cartoonist
#Music
#Musicians
On Career Day in high school, you don't walk around looking for the cartoon guy.
Gary Larson,
American
Cartoonist
#Day
#Career
#School
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression.
Gary Larson,
American
Cartoonist
#Life
#Happiness
#Depression
This was more than just a cow - this was an entire career I was looking at.
Gary Larson,
American
Cartoonist
#Career