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Authors
George S. Kaufman
American
Dramatist
About the author
The kind of doctor I want is one who when he's not examining me is home studying medicine.
George S. Kaufman,
American
Dramatist
#Want
#Home
#Medicine
When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay.
George S. Kaufman,
American
Dramatist
#Woman
Satire is what closes on Saturday night.
George S. Kaufman,
American
Dramatist
#Night
#Satire
Office hours are from 12 to 1 with an hour off for lunch.
George S. Kaufman,
American
Dramatist
#Office
I understand your new play is full of single entendres.
George S. Kaufman,
American
Dramatist
#Play
I like terra firma; the more firma, the less terra.
George S. Kaufman,
American
Dramatist
Epitaph for a dead waiter - God finally caught his eye.
George S. Kaufman,
American
Dramatist
#God
#Eye
At dramatic rehearsals, the only author that's better than an absent one is a dead one.
George S. Kaufman,
American
Dramatist
When I was born I owed twelve dollars.
George S. Kaufman,
American
Dramatist