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Gilbert Gottfried
American
Comedian
About the author
Unfortunately, I've never been mistaken as Johnny Depp.
Gilbert Gottfried,
American
Comedian
Well, I play Jews and parrots. Parrots are how I've branched out.
Gilbert Gottfried,
American
Comedian
#Play
The pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I've given that up, so there is no pressure whatsoever.
Gilbert Gottfried,
American
Comedian
#Being
#Pressure
#Funny
No, generally I think influence is used as a nice word for plagiarism.
Gilbert Gottfried,
American
Comedian
#Influence
#Word
#Plagiarism
If the police ever try to pick me up, Michael Jackson told me I can hide out at his house.
Gilbert Gottfried,
American
Comedian
#Police
I predict one of these two teams will win the Super Bowl.
Gilbert Gottfried,
American
Comedian
#Will
I can't even find someone for a platonic relationship, much less the kind where someone wants to see me naked.
Gilbert Gottfried,
American
Comedian
Well, I'm eventually gonna take the Daryl Hannah parts.
Gilbert Gottfried,
American
Comedian
I've never been one of those who wanted to fill my calendar up 90 percent of the time.
Gilbert Gottfried,
American
Comedian
#Time