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Gracie Allen
American
Comedian
About the author
When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half.
Gracie Allen,
American
Comedian
#Mother
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.
Gracie Allen,
American
Comedian
#Years
#Family
#School
#Class
Brains, integrity, and force may be all very well, but what you need today is Charm. Go ahead and work on your economic programs if you want to, I'll develop my radio personality.
Gracie Allen,
American
Comedian
#Want
#Work
#Today
#May
#Integrity
#Force
#Personality
#Charm
The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow.
Gracie Allen,
American
Comedian
#Today
#President
#Tomorrow
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Gracie Allen,
American
Comedian
#Talk
This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.
Gracie Allen,
American
Comedian
#Now
#Government