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Graham Chapman
British
Comedian
About the author
Dressing up as decrepit old ladies, and even decrepit young ladies, was one of our staples.
Graham Chapman,
British
Comedian
#Old
#Ladies
You know, Python should have won a Grammy for our musical work on the show.
Graham Chapman,
British
Comedian
#Work
World War II... did not happen to everyone, but it happened to most. There were people from Germany who were throwing bombs at us.
Graham Chapman,
British
Comedian
#People
#World
#War
#World war
#Germany
#Bombs
We don't deliberately set out to offend. Unless we feel it's justified.
Graham Chapman,
British
Comedian
There is no cannibalism in the British navy, absolutely none, and when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount.
Graham Chapman,
British
Comedian
#Navy
#Cannibalism
Stormy in love, stormy in interviews, breakfast in bed - that's me, love.
Graham Chapman,
British
Comedian
#Love
#Bed
It's nice to see that look of alarm on the faces of the others.
Graham Chapman,
British
Comedian
#Faces
I hope I will have achieved something lasting.
Graham Chapman,
British
Comedian
#Hope
#Will
Health care does not worry me a great deal. I've been impressed by some wonderful old people.
Graham Chapman,
British
Comedian
#People
#Old
#Worry
#Care
#Health
Death can really absorb a person. Lik most people, I would find it pleasant not to have to go, but you just accept that it's more or less inevitable.
Graham Chapman,
British
Comedian
#People
#Death
All ideas come about through some sort of observation. It sparks an attitude; some object or emotion causes a reaction in the other person.
Graham Chapman,
British
Comedian
#Observation
#Ideas
#Attitude
#Emotion
#Causes
I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.
Graham Chapman,
British
Comedian
#Talk
#Man