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Jackie Mason
American
Comedian
About the author
It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.
Jackie Mason,
American
Comedian
#Question
#Sickness
Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if they wanted to be one?
Jackie Mason,
American
Comedian
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
Jackie Mason,
American
Comedian
#Men
#Europe
#Rest
#America
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
Jackie Mason,
American
Comedian
#Life
#Money
#Rest
If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck.
Jackie Mason,
American
Comedian
It is more profitable for your congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life.
Jackie Mason,
American
Comedian
#Life
#Support