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Jane Wagner
American
Comedian
About the author
A sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my full potential?
Jane Wagner,
American
Comedian
#Living
#Potential
All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.
Jane Wagner,
American
Comedian
#Now
#Life
Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.
Jane Wagner,
American
Comedian
I bet the worst part about dying is the part where your whole life passes before you.
Jane Wagner,
American
Comedian
#Life
#Dying
I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.
Jane Wagner,
American
Comedian
#Language
#Deep
The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.
Jane Wagner,
American
Comedian
#Ability
#May
#Survival
The hardest part about being a kid is knowing you have got your whole life ahead of you.
Jane Wagner,
American
Comedian
#Life
#Being
When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic.
Jane Wagner,
American
Comedian
#Talk
#God