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Janeane Garofalo
American
Comedian
About the author
Let's be very honest about what this is about. It's not about bashing Democrats, it's not about taxes, they have no idea what the Boston tea party was about, they don't know their history at all. This is about hating a black man in the White House. This is racism straight up.
Janeane Garofalo,
American
Comedian
#Man
#Idea
#History
#Boston
#Party
#Democrats
#Taxes
#Racism
#Tea
I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.
Janeane Garofalo,
American
Comedian
I say at this point, for different reasons, Bush and Hussein are both very threatening to world peace and to deny that is to be incredibly naive.
Janeane Garofalo,
American
Comedian
#World
#Peace
I would have to say loneliness is next to uncleanliness.
Janeane Garofalo,
American
Comedian
#Loneliness
Iraq is a manufactured conflict for the sake of geopolitical dominance in the area.
Janeane Garofalo,
American
Comedian
#Iraq
#Conflict
Is being an idiot like being high all the time?
Janeane Garofalo,
American
Comedian
#Time
#Being
I can do most anything and not have a problem with it. The only time I have negative attention is when I run naked through the streets brandishing a handgun.
Janeane Garofalo,
American
Comedian
#Time
#Negative
#Attention
I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest.
Janeane Garofalo,
American
Comedian
#People
#Will
#Class
#Funny
The term 'celebrity' makes my skin crawl.
Janeane Garofalo,
American
Comedian
#Skin
When Communist U.S.S.R. was a superpower, the world was better off. The right-wing media is trying to marginalize the peace movement.
Janeane Garofalo,
American
Comedian
#Right
#World
#Peace
#Trying
#Media
When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'
Janeane Garofalo,
American
Comedian
#God
#American
To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.
Janeane Garofalo,
American
Comedian
#Being
#First
#Act
#Courage
#Kisses
I absolutely realize that a celebrity spokesperson is not ideal.
Janeane Garofalo,
American
Comedian
#Celebrity