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Jay Mohr
American
Actor
About the author
I think I made a mistake once... yeah... it was only once.
Jay Mohr,
American
Actor
#Mistake
I think golf is a waste of time and a waste of a sunny afternoon. I also stink at it. I have never found anything, including divorce and a sexual harassment suit, more frustrating.
Jay Mohr,
American
Actor
#Time
#Golf
#Waste
#Divorce
You know how to tell if the teacher is hung over? Movie Day.
Jay Mohr,
American
Actor
#Day
Why are baseball managers the only coaches who dress up like the players?
Jay Mohr,
American
Actor
#Baseball
#Dress
#Managers
#Coaches
When human beings stop progressing at an endeavor, they stop enjoying it and move on to something else. Not golfers. Masochists, all of them.
Jay Mohr,
American
Actor
Unfortunately, there are no mulligans when it comes to pro football contracts.
Jay Mohr,
American
Actor
#Football
True Yankees are born, not made.
Jay Mohr,
American
Actor
Not everyone likes sports. Gandhi and Malcolm X come to mind.
Jay Mohr,
American
Actor
#Mind
#Sports
If it doesn't know what to charge you for nosebleed seats, your team sucks.
Jay Mohr,
American
Actor
I wasn't the guy everyone liked. I was the guy that wouldn't shut up.
Jay Mohr,
American
Actor
I wonder why there is a designated hitter in baseball after all these years? As an experiment, it seemed like a swell enough idea, but you would think the novelty would have worn off by now and everyone would get back to playing baseball.
Jay Mohr,
American
Actor
#Now
#Wonder
#Years
#Baseball
#Idea
#Novelty
I hate golf. I do not understand how anyone can enjoy it, much less love it.
Jay Mohr,
American
Actor
#Love
#Golf
#Hate
Fantasy football is not only a good thing, but a great thing.
Jay Mohr,
American
Actor
#Fantasy
#Football
If it has to sell its mascot, your team sucks.
Jay Mohr,
American
Actor
I never minded George Steinbrenner spending obscene amounts of money to put the best product on the field.
Jay Mohr,
American
Actor
#Money