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Jimmy Durante
American
Comedian
About the author
My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
Jimmy Durante,
American
Comedian
#Now
#Wife
#Speech
Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did.
Jimmy Durante,
American
Comedian
#Politics
#Comedians
Be a awful nice to 'em goin' up, because you're gonna meet 'em all comin' down.
Jimmy Durante,
American
Comedian
Be kind to people on the way up - you'll meet them again on your way down.
Jimmy Durante,
American
Comedian
#People
I hate music, especially when it's played.
Jimmy Durante,
American
Comedian
#Music
#Hate
Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
Jimmy Durante,
American
Comedian
#People
Why can't everybody leave everybody else the hell alone.
Jimmy Durante,
American
Comedian
#Hell
Man is the only animal that can be skinned more than once.
Jimmy Durante,
American
Comedian
#Man