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Joe Bob Briggs
American
Critic
About the author
Almost every venerable tradition at a men's club starts out as a joke.
Joe Bob Briggs,
American
Critic
#Men
#Tradition
Apparently we love our own cell phones but we hate everyone else's.
Joe Bob Briggs,
American
Critic
#Love
#Hate
As I've said many times, the single most oppressed class in America right now is the teenager.
Joe Bob Briggs,
American
Critic
#Right
#Now
#America
#Class
Discourse is fleeting, but junk mail is forever.
Joe Bob Briggs,
American
Critic
#Mail
Everything changed in Bosnia, when General Wesley Clark proved that you could fight a war with high- level precision air strikes and a bare minimum of ground action.
Joe Bob Briggs,
American
Critic
#Action
#War
#Fight
Faith is like a kernel of wheat.
Joe Bob Briggs,
American
Critic
#Faith
I AM a male chauvinist. Who's been saying otherwise?
Joe Bob Briggs,
American
Critic
#Saying
A universal draft is most often the instrument of Third World dictators.
Joe Bob Briggs,
American
Critic
#World
#Draft
#Dictators
It's not a crime to get drunk.
Joe Bob Briggs,
American
Critic
#Crime
In some European theaters, it's still not uncommon to have a late start and three LONG intermissions, because people actually eat and drink and converse during the intermissions.
Joe Bob Briggs,
American
Critic
#People
The best ally you can have in breaking up a street fight is a grandmother.
Joe Bob Briggs,
American
Critic
#Fight
The Italians always made good wine, but you had the impression they were friendly guys in straw hats running family vineyards with slaves or something so that the vino was never more than ten bucks a bottle.
Joe Bob Briggs,
American
Critic
#Family
#Running
#Impression
#Wine
There is no post-9/11. Everything from now until the end of time is post-9/11.
Joe Bob Briggs,
American
Critic
#Time
#Now
#End
#Post
In other words, New York has gone all suburban and bourgeois on us.
Joe Bob Briggs,
American
Critic
#Words
If you hate what you're seeing, you call it sex and violence. If you like it, you call it "romance and adventure."
Joe Bob Briggs,
American
Critic
#Violence
#Hate
#Sex
#Adventure