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Kathy Griffin
American
Comedian
About the author
I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography.
Kathy Griffin,
American
Comedian
#Comedy
#Autobiography
Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice.
Kathy Griffin,
American
Comedian
#Food
#Vice
A lot of celebrities, especially when you're talking about the really big ones, live in what I call the fame bubble. Nobody ever says no to them or challenges them or even teases them.
Kathy Griffin,
American
Comedian
#Talking
#Fame
Have I gone too far?
Kathy Griffin,
American
Comedian
I actually have to pick and chose stuff that I know I'm going to bomb at.
Kathy Griffin,
American
Comedian
I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.
Kathy Griffin,
American
Comedian
#Love
#Reality
#Programming
I am in love with Larry David.
Kathy Griffin,
American
Comedian
#Love
I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It's definitely rated R.
Kathy Griffin,
American
Comedian
#Want
#Kids
I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road for months at a time.
Kathy Griffin,
American
Comedian
#Want
#Time
#Road
#Months
I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV.
Kathy Griffin,
American
Comedian
#Movies
I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer; that is not my style.
Kathy Griffin,
American
Comedian
#Style
#Act
#Computer
#Hate
I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you've ever heard.
Kathy Griffin,
American
Comedian
#Friends
#Cancer
#Jokes
I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown.
Kathy Griffin,
American
Comedian
#Love
A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor.
Kathy Griffin,
American
Comedian
#Sense
#Stars
#Humor
I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great.
Kathy Griffin,
American
Comedian
#Celebrity
But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people.
Kathy Griffin,
American
Comedian
#People
#Funny
I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging.
Kathy Griffin,
American
Comedian
#Listening
I'm basically always on tour.
Kathy Griffin,
American
Comedian
I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men.
Kathy Griffin,
American
Comedian
#Men
I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable.
Kathy Griffin,
American
Comedian
If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night.
Kathy Griffin,
American
Comedian
#Night
It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a month.
Kathy Griffin,
American
Comedian
#Day
My act has always reflected what's going on in my life.
Kathy Griffin,
American
Comedian
#Life
#Act
My act is based on my life.
Kathy Griffin,
American
Comedian
#Life
#Act
No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there.
Kathy Griffin,
American
Comedian
#Love
#Food
So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits.
Kathy Griffin,
American
Comedian
#Wonder
#Limits
So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it.
Kathy Griffin,
American
Comedian
#Help
#Regret
That's life when you're on the D-list.
Kathy Griffin,
American
Comedian
#Life
That's what I loved about Temptation Island. I don't even know why they did it.
Kathy Griffin,
American
Comedian
#Temptation
I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.
Kathy Griffin,
American
Comedian
#Love
#Fun
#Fashion
#Silly
Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand.
Kathy Griffin,
American
Comedian
#Names
The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know they are.
Kathy Griffin,
American
Comedian
#People
#Beauty
The thing that bums me out about 'The Real World' is I don't want to believe that teenagers are that stupid.
Kathy Griffin,
American
Comedian
#Want
#World
#Teenagers
The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and excited just to be on television, and how they move to thinking they are as big as the Friends.
Kathy Griffin,
American
Comedian
#Thinking
#Friends
#Television
#Reality
Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true.
Kathy Griffin,
American
Comedian
#Care
#Gossip