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Kevin Nealon
American
Comedian
About the author
If people can't deal with their problems, they numb themselves a little bit.
Kevin Nealon,
American
Comedian
#People
#Problems
A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.
Kevin Nealon,
American
Comedian
#Baby
Curb Your Enthusiasm, is not so much about Hollywood. It's more about Larry's weaknesses.
Kevin Nealon,
American
Comedian
#Hollywood
#Enthusiasm
I think people really appreciate clever commercials, as do I. I think they're very entertaining. You just have to wade through all the garbage. That's one of the reasons people watch the Super Bowl. A lot of them watch it to see the commercials and not the actual game.
Kevin Nealon,
American
Comedian
#People
I'm Kevin Nealon, and that's news to me.
Kevin Nealon,
American
Comedian
#News
If you want a transcript of tonight's program, get a pen and write down everything I said.
Kevin Nealon,
American
Comedian
#Want
#Pen
Workers insist that they are not disgruntled. They are very gruntled.
Kevin Nealon,
American
Comedian
#Workers
The funny thing about commercials to me is that many of them now don't even mention the product until the very end. You don't really know what the commercial is all about. They're kind of like little movies, like shorts, and that's why I think they're so entertaining.
Kevin Nealon,
American
Comedian
#Now
#End
#Movies
#Funny