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Laura Kightlinger
American
Comedian
About the author
I want to be so famous that drag queens will dress like me in parades when I'm dead.
Laura Kightlinger,
American
Comedian
#Want
#Will
#Dress
#Famous
I used to think drinking was the only way to be happy. Now I know there is no way to be happy.
Laura Kightlinger,
American
Comedian
#Now
#Drinking
I love eating in it, brushing my teeth and swallowing the toothpaste in it. I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost or I can't find a parking space.
Laura Kightlinger,
American
Comedian
#Love
#Eating
#Space
I really detest movies like Indecent Proposal and Pretty Woman because they send a message to women that sleeping with a rich man is the ultimate goal and really that's such a small part of it.
Laura Kightlinger,
American
Comedian
#Man
#Pretty
#Woman
#Movies
#Goal
#Women