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Les Dawson
English
Comedian
About the author
Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finish up.
Les Dawson,
English
Comedian
#Marriage
I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps.
Les Dawson,
English
Comedian
#Law
#Mother
I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.
Les Dawson,
English
Comedian
#Trouble
#Living
My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
Les Dawson,
English
Comedian
#Time
#Wife
#Sex
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'
Les Dawson,
English
Comedian
#Men
#Help
#Mother