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Lewis Grizzard
American
Writer
About the author
The public, more often than not, will forgive mistakes, but it will not forgive trying to wriggle and weasel out of one.
Lewis Grizzard,
American
Writer
#Public
#Will
#Mistakes
#Trying
The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.
Lewis Grizzard,
American
Writer
#Life
#Problems
#Opportunity
#Football
Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.
Lewis Grizzard,
American
Writer
#Women
#Sex
It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.
Lewis Grizzard,
American
Writer
#Eating
#Thoughts
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
Lewis Grizzard,
American
Writer
#Woman
If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
Lewis Grizzard,
American
Writer
I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
Lewis Grizzard,
American
Writer
#Woman
You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'
Lewis Grizzard,
American
Writer
#Want
#Will
#Attitude
#Dogs
I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married.
Lewis Grizzard,
American
Writer
#Family