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Mickey Rooney
American
Actor
About the author
A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I'm about $100,000 short.
Mickey Rooney,
American
Actor
#People
#Divorce
Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.
Mickey Rooney,
American
Actor
#Work
#Day
I buy women shoes and they use them to walk away from me.
Mickey Rooney,
American
Actor
#Women
I was a thirteen-year-old boy for thirty years.
Mickey Rooney,
American
Actor
#Years
I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern.
Mickey Rooney,
American
Actor
#World
#May
#Man
#Marriage
#Concern
When I say I do, the justice of the peace replies, 'I know, I know...'
Mickey Rooney,
American
Actor
#Peace
#Justice
You always pass failure on your way to success.
Mickey Rooney,
American
Actor
#Success
#Failure