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Mo Rocca
American
Writer
About the author
It's interesting, because I tend to trust a man with big ears.
Mo Rocca,
American
Writer
#Man
#Trust
When it comes to war, we focus more on the mainstream coverage of the event, rather than the event itself. People dying is never funny. Protest puppets are always funny.
Mo Rocca,
American
Writer
#People
#War
#Focus
#Funny
#Dying
#Protest
The most important thing is to write material that YOU think is funny. If you don't think it's funny, but you're convinced that other people will think it is, well they won't.
Mo Rocca,
American
Writer
#People
#Will
#Funny
Politicians who wear little tennis socks with the balls at the back should not be taken seriously.
Mo Rocca,
American
Writer
#Politicians
#Tennis
No, no, no separate but equal... never the twain shall meet. And the pendulum kept swinging and it came to rest in the bastard hybrid known as the Daily Show.
Mo Rocca,
American
Writer
#Rest
It's much easier to make jokes about sensitive issues if there is some dissent, some conflict.
Mo Rocca,
American
Writer
#Jokes
#Conflict
#Dissent
I'm in fact a hair under six feet, but I'm very svelte. People would never see me if I turned sideways.
Mo Rocca,
American
Writer
#People
#Feet
#Fact
#Hair
I can't be everything to everyone. Send me your specs.
Mo Rocca,
American
Writer
I bruise like a grape.
Mo Rocca,
American
Writer
I am a kamikaze gadfly.
Mo Rocca,
American
Writer
Hypocrisy is great fodder for comedy.
Mo Rocca,
American
Writer
#Comedy
#Hypocrisy
Honestly we never lied to people about who we were. Usually the wackier interviews came to pass because the interview subjects, aware that we were Comedy Central, just wanted to get their stories out.
Mo Rocca,
American
Writer
#People
#Comedy
It's one of my favorite things to do, watch TV and stretch. I'm so flexible. I can put my legs behind my head. I want to be the most flexible person in the world.
Mo Rocca,
American
Writer
#Want
#World
#Favorite
If there's one thing that everyone can agree on, it's that, right or wrong, they hate the press.
Mo Rocca,
American
Writer
#Right
#Wrong
#Press
#Hate