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Nancy Cartwright
American
Actress
About the author
I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty.
Nancy Cartwright,
American
Actress
#Will
#Ignorance
The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far.
Nancy Cartwright,
American
Actress
#Man
#Humor
The fundamental laws of physics do not describe true facts about reality. Rendered as descriptions of facts, they are false; amended to be true, they lose their explanatory force.
Nancy Cartwright,
American
Actress
#Facts
#Reality
#Force
#Laws
#Physics
Since September 11, security has been increased everywhere, and we have new IDs to get on to the Fox lot. I drove to the security gate, but realized I'd left my ID in my other car. I just broke into that voice - 'Hey, man, I'm Bart Simpson. Who else sounds like this?' The guard waved me through.
Nancy Cartwright,
American
Actress
#Security
#Man
#Car
#Voice
Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.
Nancy Cartwright,
American
Actress
#Sun
The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan.
Nancy Cartwright,
American
Actress
#End
#Satan
I will not get very far with this attitude.
Nancy Cartwright,
American
Actress
#Will
#Attitude
I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers.
Nancy Cartwright,
American
Actress
#Teachers
#Fire
I don't use the voice of Bart when I'm making love to my husband, but Marge's voice turns him on a little.
Nancy Cartwright,
American
Actress
#Love
#Voice
#Husband
I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, there's no way you can prove anything!
Nancy Cartwright,
American
Actress
Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal.
Nancy Cartwright,
American
Actress
#Insult
Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does.
Nancy Cartwright,
American
Actress
#Writing