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Paula Poundstone
American
Comedian
About the author
I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.
Paula Poundstone,
American
Comedian
#Mother
#Name
#Bank account
The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
Paula Poundstone,
American
Comedian
#Time
#Death
#Feeling
#Sin
#Taxes
#Wages
The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer.
Paula Poundstone,
American
Comedian
#Cats
I was born in Alabama, but I only lived there for a month before I'd done everything there was to do.
Paula Poundstone,
American
Comedian
Adults are always asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because they are looking for ideas.
Paula Poundstone,
American
Comedian
#Want
#Kids
#Ideas
My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.'
Paula Poundstone,
American
Comedian
#Trying
#Mom