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Peter Sellers
Actor
About the author
There is no me. I do not exist. There used to be a me but I had it surgically removed.
Peter Sellers,
Actor
If you ask me to play myself, I will not know what to do. I do not know who or what I am.
Peter Sellers,
Actor
#Will
#Play
Women are more difficult to handle than men. It's their minds.
Peter Sellers,
Actor
#Women
There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.
Peter Sellers,
Actor
I feel ghostly unreal until I become somebody else again on the screen.
Peter Sellers,
Actor
Finally, in conclusion, let me say just this.
Peter Sellers,
Actor
I'm a classic example of all humorists - only funny when I'm working.
Peter Sellers,
Actor
#Example
#Funny
Conversation like television set on honeymoon... unnecessary.
Peter Sellers,
Actor
#Television
#Conversation
To see me as a person on screen would be one of the dullest experiences you could ever wish to experience.
Peter Sellers,
Actor
#Experience