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Red Buttons
American
Comedian
About the author
I am always joking and always clowning, giving and helping.
Red Buttons,
American
Comedian
#Giving
Then, there was Cary Grant. He spent three hours a week in hospitals teaching nervous people how to eat jello.
Red Buttons,
American
Comedian
#People
#Teaching
#Hospitals
When people ask me if Dean Martin drank, let me put it this way. If Dracula bit Dean in the neck, he'd get a Bloody Mary.
Red Buttons,
American
Comedian
#People
#Martin
There is only one goal. That's to keep working and keep flossing.
Red Buttons,
American
Comedian
#Goal
I'll tell you the truth; I wanted to leave me for Sid Caesar.
Red Buttons,
American
Comedian
#Truth
If I lose show business - I'll really be an orphan!
Red Buttons,
American
Comedian
#Business
Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
Red Buttons,
American
Comedian
#Kids