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Ricky Gervais
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Writer
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Where there's a will - there's a relative!
Ricky Gervais,
English
Writer
#Will
Why by a book when you can join a library.
Ricky Gervais,
English
Writer
Pol Pot - he rounded up anybody he thought was intellectual and had them executed. And how he told someone was intellectual or not was whether they wore glasses. If they're that clever, take them off when they see him coming!
Ricky Gervais,
English
Writer
#Thought
Look, just tell me where that lemon came from and I'll shut up and go away.
Ricky Gervais,
English
Writer
The grass isn't always greener on the other side!
Ricky Gervais,
English
Writer