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Rob Corddry
American
Comedian
About the author
I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was literally like retards employing retards.
Rob Corddry,
American
Comedian
#Name
#Shakespeare
#Company
Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.
Rob Corddry,
American
Comedian
#Oil
I just want to do cool stuff.
Rob Corddry,
American
Comedian
#Want
I have to stay true to myself.
Rob Corddry,
American
Comedian
I get all of my comedy from CNN.
Rob Corddry,
American
Comedian
#Comedy
I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.
Rob Corddry,
American
Comedian
Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.
Rob Corddry,
American
Comedian
I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while. I'll just quit if it's stupid.
Rob Corddry,
American
Comedian
#Thought
I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that I would be jinxing myself and have to take them down the next day.
Rob Corddry,
American
Comedian
#Day
#Thought
#Office
I don't feel like I even need to contribute.
Rob Corddry,
American
Comedian
The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire is the magic word that wipes away any culpability. The media is jealous of this freedom.
Rob Corddry,
American
Comedian
#Want
#Freedom
#Magic
#Word
#Media
#Satire
The head writer loves that my character is a boor.
Rob Corddry,
American
Comedian
#Character
#Writer
The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of travel. You're going to the worst places in the country, talking to the craziest people in the world.
Rob Corddry,
American
Comedian
#People
#World
#Country
#Pretty
#First
#Talking
#Travel
I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.
Rob Corddry,
American
Comedian
This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.
Rob Corddry,
American
Comedian
If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.
Rob Corddry,
American
Comedian
#People
#Will
Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.
Rob Corddry,
American
Comedian
#Feeling
#Tension
Wow. I am really pretentious.
Rob Corddry,
American
Comedian
People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not exactly sure what that sensibility is.
Rob Corddry,
American
Comedian
#Want
#People
#Sensibility
Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express.
Rob Corddry,
American
Comedian
#Nothing
#Hell
Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out the next day.
Rob Corddry,
American
Comedian
#Day
#Actor
It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.
Rob Corddry,
American
Comedian
#Day
You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what you do.
Rob Corddry,
American
Comedian
#Control
Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously.
Rob Corddry,
American
Comedian
#Questions
#Jokes
#Funny
I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my 16 years of schooling.
Rob Corddry,
American
Comedian
#Years
#Night
#Elections
I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.
Rob Corddry,
American
Comedian
I want to manufacture a feud.
Rob Corddry,
American
Comedian
#Want
I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as I touched it, he said, Now you'll never win one.
Rob Corddry,
American
Comedian
#Now
#Friend
#Writing
I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.
Rob Corddry,
American
Comedian
#Saying
#College
I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take an ironic stance against him. It actually turned out to be a really funny piece.
Rob Corddry,
American
Comedian
#Want
#Funny
If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as it's not The Naked Guy, I don't care.
Rob Corddry,
American
Comedian
#People
#Care