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Roseanne Barr
American
Actress
About the author
Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.
Roseanne Barr,
American
Actress
#Time
#Women
My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel.
Roseanne Barr,
American
Actress
#Hope
#Will
#World
#War
#Military
#Running
#Apparel
Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.
Roseanne Barr,
American
Actress
#Women
#Space
My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.
Roseanne Barr,
American
Actress
#Suicide
#HusbAgreement
I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people... that's why I don't like any of them.
Roseanne Barr,
American
Actress
#People
#Pretty
The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.
Roseanne Barr,
American
Actress
#Heart
#Man
There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a hell of a lot more to being a mother than most people suspect.
Roseanne Barr,
American
Actress
#People
#Being
#Hell
#Woman
#Mother
It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.
Roseanne Barr,
American
Actress
The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.
Roseanne Barr,
American
Actress
#Power
#Women
I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all worship me. That's what I told my kids. I think I must have been Adolf Hitler in a past life.
Roseanne Barr,
American
Actress
#Life
#Kids
#Past
#Being
#Earth
#Hate
#Worship
I figure if my kids are alive at the end of the day, I've done my job.
Roseanne Barr,
American
Actress
#Kids
#Day
#End
#Job
Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?
Roseanne Barr,
American
Actress
#Time
#Children
#Feeling
#Anger
#Experts
Excuse the mess but we live here.
Roseanne Barr,
American
Actress
As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.
Roseanne Barr,
American
Actress
#Kids
#Work
#Home
#Job
#Husband
#Housewife
A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego.
Roseanne Barr,
American
Actress
#First
#Favorite
#Ego
#Mom
#Beer
I was completely nuts for most of my life.
Roseanne Barr,
American
Actress
#Life
I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my job.
Roseanne Barr,
American
Actress
#Children
#Home
#Job