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Sam Kinison
American
Comedian
About the author
I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
Sam Kinison,
American
Comedian
#Years
#Worry
#Terrorism
It was like going to church, except Ozzy Osbourne was there.
Sam Kinison,
American
Comedian
#Church
I guess they're tough jokes. But there's lots of things you either laugh or cry at. And you just can't cry.
Sam Kinison,
American
Comedian
#Jokes
Jim Bakker. He's lost everything, he's ruined. And the worst thing of all he still has to wake up to her!
Sam Kinison,
American
Comedian
Folks, I've been straight for seventeen days... Not all in a row.
Sam Kinison,
American
Comedian
In the last couple of years, I guess I've spent six figures on clothes. I figure I spend a lot of time shopping. Eight to ten days a month, I go out and buy. Yeah, I guess you could say that I'm a real clothes whore.
Sam Kinison,
American
Comedian
#Time
#Years
#Clothes