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Samantha Bee
American
Comedian
About the author
It's not every day people fly you to New York for auditions.
Samantha Bee,
American
Comedian
#People
#Day
I never believe them when they say that because you really have to sort of be aware of what's going on in the news in order to get the jokes on the show.
Samantha Bee,
American
Comedian
#Order
#Jokes
#News
I think NASCAR's coming to Canada now so it'll take on a whole new relevance. Be afraid.
Samantha Bee,
American
Comedian
#Now
#Canada
I think the show does better with newsmakers and politicians than it does with actors.
Samantha Bee,
American
Comedian
#Politicians
#Actors
I was totally unknown in the television and film industry in Canada.
Samantha Bee,
American
Comedian
#Film
#Television
#Canada
If it wasn't for what goes on in the world of politics, we wouldn't really have much of a show.
Samantha Bee,
American
Comedian
#World
#Politics
It's great when you have people who will speak passionately and honestly about what they are doing.
Samantha Bee,
American
Comedian
#People
#Will
Don't judge me. I made a lot of money.
Samantha Bee,
American
Comedian
#Money
Last year people won more than one billion dollars playing poker. And casinos made twenty-seven billion just by being around those people.
Samantha Bee,
American
Comedian
#People
#Being
#Poker
The best part about poker is there's no down side.
Samantha Bee,
American
Comedian
#Poker
There are some people who believe that these are not real stories with real people, but they actually are.
Samantha Bee,
American
Comedian
#People
You have to be willing to ask questions that almost no one else would ask.
Samantha Bee,
American
Comedian
#Questions
It was only a few years ago that I couldn't get hired to save my life.
Samantha Bee,
American
Comedian
#Life
#Years
A lot of funny stuff happens in Canada.
Samantha Bee,
American
Comedian
#Funny
#Canada
I learn something in the interviews from time to time.
Samantha Bee,
American
Comedian
#Time
I don't think the show would be funny to you if you didn't already have a base of information.
Samantha Bee,
American
Comedian
#Information
#Funny