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Sid Waddell
British
Entertainer
About the author
When Alexander of Macedon was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer. Eric Bristow is only 27.
Sid Waddell,
British
Entertainer
#Tears
Look at the man go, its like trying to stop a water-buffalo with a pea-shooter.
Sid Waddell,
British
Entertainer
#Man
#Trying
#Water
That was like throwing three pickled onions into a thimble!
Sid Waddell,
British
Entertainer
That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus.
Sid Waddell,
British
Entertainer
The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips... you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them.
Sid Waddell,
British
Entertainer
The players are under so much duress, it's like duressic park out there!
Sid Waddell,
British
Entertainer
There hasn't been this much excitement since the Romans fed the Christians to the Lions.
Sid Waddell,
British
Entertainer
#Excitement
There's only one word for that - magic darts!
Sid Waddell,
British
Entertainer
#Magic
#Word
Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out.
Sid Waddell,
British
Entertainer
Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength.
Sid Waddell,
British
Entertainer
#Strength
#Body
Under that heart of stone beat muscles of pure flint.
Sid Waddell,
British
Entertainer
#Heart
He's as cool as a prized marrow!
Sid Waddell,
British
Entertainer
He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed.
Sid Waddell,
British
Entertainer
He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave.
Sid Waddell,
British
Entertainer
It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline.
Sid Waddell,
British
Entertainer
#Trying