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Ted Rall
American
Cartoonist
About the author
But now that I'm cartooning full-time, I'm more of an observer. I'm talking to people who are experiencing these things. But it's not like being in the trenches.
Ted Rall,
American
Cartoonist
#Now
#People
#Being
#Talking
The first step to stringing the boss up from a lamppost is saying the boss is a moron.
Ted Rall,
American
Cartoonist
#Saying
#First
#Boss
The experts who managed the original Marshall Plan say Afghanistan needs a commitment of at least $5 to $10 billion over 5 to 10 years, coupled with occupation forces of 250,000 Allied soldiers to keep the peace throughout the country.
Ted Rall,
American
Cartoonist
#Years
#Commitment
#Occupation
#Peace
#Country
#Needs
#Soldiers
#Afghanistan
#Experts
The best thing about being a cartoonist is to walk into a bar or someone's apartment and they don't know you, but they've taped one of your pieces up.
Ted Rall,
American
Cartoonist
#Being
Silk Road to Ruin has all the analysis and it's structured very well. I rely on my notes more and I use direct quotes. But there's nothing like writing about it right away.
Ted Rall,
American
Cartoonist
#Right
#Nothing
#Writing
#Ruin
#Road
#Quotes
Orrin Hatch was the keynote speaker at the last meeting of the Association of American Editorial Cartoonists. He sought me out because he was a fan. I was thinking he had confused me with someone else.
Ted Rall,
American
Cartoonist
#Thinking
#American
#Meeting
On the ground, Pakistan is the most virulently anti-American state on the planet.
Ted Rall,
American
Cartoonist
#State
Most people don't know how to tell stories.
Ted Rall,
American
Cartoonist
#People
Money stress is what used to remind me of my Dad most.
Ted Rall,
American
Cartoonist
#Money
#Dad
#Stress
It's a perfectly valid position to not like Shakespeare.
Ted Rall,
American
Cartoonist
#Shakespeare
If I had to rank my skills, I have a long way to go before I can write a good graphic novel.
Ted Rall,
American
Cartoonist
#Rank
At this point, American workers are pretty respectful of the bosses they loathe.
Ted Rall,
American
Cartoonist
#American
#Pretty
#Workers
#Bosses
I'm a better polemicist in prose.
Ted Rall,
American
Cartoonist
#Prose
Conservative humor is frankly harder than liberal humor. You get points for just being liberal. You can get more points if you make fun of your own side sometimes.
Ted Rall,
American
Cartoonist
#Fun
#Being
#Conservative
#Humor
#Liberal
Anyone should be able to read comics.
Ted Rall,
American
Cartoonist
Anyway, I tried liking Jimmy Corrigan but I couldn't.
Ted Rall,
American
Cartoonist
Comics are too big. You can't say any kind or genre of comics is better than another. You can say so subjectively. But to say it like it's objective is wrong. It's wrong morally, because it cuts out stuff that's good.
Ted Rall,
American
Cartoonist
#Wrong
Even though I'm a leftist. I think the left eats its own.
Ted Rall,
American
Cartoonist
I never consciously do any work directly influenced from any movie, unless I'm doing a parody.
Ted Rall,
American
Cartoonist
#Work
I think Dilbert is actually a radical strip.
Ted Rall,
American
Cartoonist
#Radical
I think jazz is good, but I don't enjoy it. It's not for me.
Ted Rall,
American
Cartoonist
#Jazz
I think Maus I is better than Maus II. The standard here is whether or not it's as good as a great book of prose literature and by that standard, no, it's not that great.
Ted Rall,
American
Cartoonist
#Prose
#Literature
I don't think anyone has written a great graphic novel.
Ted Rall,
American
Cartoonist
I'm a better editorial cartoonist by default because so many editorial cartoonists out there are so awful.
Ted Rall,
American
Cartoonist
I think we're the first generation to successfully integrate American society.
Ted Rall,
American
Cartoonist
#American
#First
#Society
When you have birds you stare at them a lot and their eyes are recessed on their head. When they look at something they tilt their head in a quizzical expression.
Ted Rall,
American
Cartoonist
#Eyes
#Expression
#Birds
There was an honorable tradition of using anonymous sources that was ruined by Jayson Blair.
Ted Rall,
American
Cartoonist
#Tradition
Trying to rebuild Afghanistan on the cheap has left the country in the hands of warlords and an impotent Northern Alliance puppet regime that runs Kabul and nothing else.
Ted Rall,
American
Cartoonist
#Nothing
#Country
#Trying
#Afghanistan
#Alliance
Up until 1995, I still had a day job that I hated. I was still personally involved in things in the 90s.
Ted Rall,
American
Cartoonist
#Day
#Job
When I put together a graphic novel, I don't think about literary prose. I think about storytelling.
Ted Rall,
American
Cartoonist
#Prose
#Literary
When you do a cartoon based on news headlines, you do it based on incomplete information.
Ted Rall,
American
Cartoonist
#Information
#News