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Tom Bergeron
American
Celebrity
About the author
I'd like to have a drink with Bill Maher and see how he feels. We were too conservative coming over to Fox from fX, and got ourselves off our best game.
Tom Bergeron,
American
Celebrity
#Conservative
When I had people scratchin' my shorts a bit, it played better. We lost a bit of that in all the personnel changes and it's an element we need to get back.
Tom Bergeron,
American
Celebrity
#People
I work best when people are here to puncture me.
Tom Bergeron,
American
Celebrity
#People
#Work
I don't mind talking about my two daughters, but I don't feel comfortable denying them their privacy.
Tom Bergeron,
American
Celebrity
#Mind
#Talking
#Daughters
#Privacy
Some people come in and really freak. There's movement everywhere, even a dancing housekeeper!
Tom Bergeron,
American
Celebrity
#People
#Dancing
We're improvising a lot of this, which amazes people.
Tom Bergeron,
American
Celebrity
#People