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Victor Borge
American
Musician
About the author
I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.
Victor Borge,
American
Musician
#Time
#Will
#Mind
#Inflation
When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.
Victor Borge,
American
Musician
#Appearance
#Opera
The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
Victor Borge,
American
Musician
#Difference
Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.
Victor Borge,
American
Musician
#Right
#People
#Idea
#Visit
#Santa claus
My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it.
Victor Borge,
American
Musician
#Mother
#Disease
#Father
#Cure
Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
Victor Borge,
American
Musician
#People
#Laughter
If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward.
Victor Borge,
American
Musician
#Laughter
#Reward
I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.
Victor Borge,
American
Musician
Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.
Victor Borge,
American
Musician
#Logic
#Man
#Truth
#Humor
#Aspirations
#Limitations
He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
Victor Borge,
American
Musician
#Wife
I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.
Victor Borge,
American
Musician
#Children
#Parents