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Wendy Liebman
American
Comedian
About the author
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.
Wendy Liebman,
American
Comedian
#Blind
People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them... Well, it's killing me!
Wendy Liebman,
American
Comedian
#People
#Killing
#Smoking
My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money.
Wendy Liebman,
American
Comedian
#Money
#Mother
#Divorce
Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you.
Wendy Liebman,
American
Comedian
#Want
#Parents
My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.
Wendy Liebman,
American
Comedian
#Years
#Thought
#Voice
#Father
#Mom