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Will Durst
American
Writer
About the author
It's okay to laugh in the bedroom so long as you don't point.
Will Durst,
American
Writer
There is humor in the specter of the worst disaster in our nation's history. All I have to do is sweep away the debris of shock to find it.
Will Durst,
American
Writer
#History
#Nation
#Humor
#Disaster
Well, we won the war. You know what that means. In twenty years, we'll all be driving Iraqi cars.
Will Durst,
American
Writer
#Years
#War
#Driving
Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car.
Will Durst,
American
Writer
#Men
#Car
#Women
I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.
Will Durst,
American
Writer
#Car
#Hate
How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican.
Will Durst,
American
Writer
#God
#Thought
#First
#Republican
#Sex
Comedy is defiance. It's a snort of contempt in the face of fear and anxiety. And it's the laughter that allows hope to creep back on the inhale.
Will Durst,
American
Writer
#Hope
#Fear
#Comedy
#Laughter
#Anxiety
#Contempt
#Defiance
I'm glad Reagan is president. Of course, I'm a professional comedian.
Will Durst,
American
Writer
#President