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Willard Scott
American
Entertainer
About the author
I'm Southern Baptist, not a meteorologist.
Willard Scott,
American
Entertainer
You go from Pampers to Depends!
Willard Scott,
American
Entertainer
The critics - how come you never see any of them on TV?
Willard Scott,
American
Entertainer
Remember Judy Garland? She retired 40 times.
Willard Scott,
American
Entertainer
Positive feelings come from being honest about yourself and accepting your personality, and physical characteristics, warts and all; and, from belonging to a family that accepts you without question.
Willard Scott,
American
Entertainer
#Family
#Being
#Question
#Positive
#Personality
#Feelings
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.
Willard Scott,
American
Entertainer
#Man
Nature's a tranquilizer as you get older.
Willard Scott,
American
Entertainer
#Nature
Just do the math. In the next 50 to 75 years, people will be living to be 130 and 140. They'll be working until they're 100. It's incredible.
Willard Scott,
American
Entertainer
#People
#Will
#Years
#Living
I've produced more pilots than United Airlines, and they've all been disasters. Every audition I ever took in my life I lost.
Willard Scott,
American
Entertainer
#Life
#United
#Disasters
I wore dresses all the time. I like to wear dresses.
Willard Scott,
American
Entertainer
#Time
I think women can cope a lot better than men.
Willard Scott,
American
Entertainer
#Men
#Women
I got more mail than anybody on the history of The Today Show, but half of it was to get me off the air.
Willard Scott,
American
Entertainer
#Today
#History
#Mail
I get all fired up about aging in America.
Willard Scott,
American
Entertainer
#America
Everything I've ever done in my life has been a fluke.
Willard Scott,
American
Entertainer
#Life
It was a big story and yesterday's soup. Who cares?
Willard Scott,
American
Entertainer
#Yesterday