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Yogi Berra
American
Athlete
About the author
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
Yogi Berra,
American
Athlete
#Lies
It's like deja-vu, all over again.
Yogi Berra,
American
Athlete
Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
Yogi Berra,
American
Athlete
I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.
Yogi Berra,
American
Athlete
#Want
#Day
He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.
Yogi Berra,
American
Athlete
How can you think and hit at the same time?
Yogi Berra,
American
Athlete
#Time
Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
Yogi Berra,
American
Athlete
I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.
Yogi Berra,
American
Athlete
#Thought
Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.
Yogi Berra,
American
Athlete
#Baseball
I never said most of the things I said.
Yogi Berra,
American
Athlete
I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
Yogi Berra,
American
Athlete
#Kids
I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.
Yogi Berra,
American
Athlete
#Question
I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary.
Yogi Berra,
American
Athlete
#Want
#Night
I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
Yogi Berra,
American
Athlete
#Kids
#School
If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.
Yogi Berra,
American
Athlete
#Want
#People
It gets late early out there.
Yogi Berra,
American
Athlete
It ain't the heat, it's the humility.
Yogi Berra,
American
Athlete
#Humility
It ain't over till it's over.
Yogi Berra,
American
Athlete
In baseball, you don't know nothing.
Yogi Berra,
American
Athlete
#Nothing
#Baseball
If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
Yogi Berra,
American
Athlete
#Wind
If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
Yogi Berra,
American
Athlete
#Road
If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.
Yogi Berra,
American
Athlete
I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
Yogi Berra,
American
Athlete
#Change
#Blame
#Fault
When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it.
Yogi Berra,
American
Athlete
#Road
It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it.
Yogi Berra,
American
Athlete
#Pretty
Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
Yogi Berra,
American
Athlete
#Baseball
#Parents
Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.
Yogi Berra,
American
Athlete
Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.
Yogi Berra,
American
Athlete
So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.
Yogi Berra,
American
Athlete
#Ugly
It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
Yogi Berra,
American
Athlete
#Talking
#Conversation
The future ain't what it used to be.
Yogi Berra,
American
Athlete
#Future
The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.
Yogi Berra,
American
Athlete
#Trouble
The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
Yogi Berra,
American
Athlete
There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.
Yogi Berra,
American
Athlete
#People
All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
Yogi Berra,
American
Athlete
We made too many wrong mistakes.
Yogi Berra,
American
Athlete
#Mistakes
#Wrong
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
Yogi Berra,
American
Athlete
#People
#Funerals
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
Yogi Berra,
American
Athlete
You can observe a lot by just watching.
Yogi Berra,
American
Athlete
You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.
Yogi Berra,
American
Athlete
#People
#Funerals
You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.
Yogi Berra,
American
Athlete
You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because you might not get there.
Yogi Berra,
American
Athlete
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
Yogi Berra,
American
Athlete
#Practice
#Difference
#Theory
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
Yogi Berra,
American
Athlete
#Worth
If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.
Yogi Berra,
American
Athlete
#World
We have deep depth.
Yogi Berra,
American
Athlete
#Deep