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Zsa Zsa Gabor
Hungarian
Actress
About the author
I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.
Zsa Zsa Gabor,
Hungarian
Actress
Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.
Zsa Zsa Gabor,
Hungarian
Actress
#Husbands
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
Zsa Zsa Gabor,
Hungarian
Actress
#Time
#Man
I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.
Zsa Zsa Gabor,
Hungarian
Actress
#Names
I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the "dahling" thing got started?
Zsa Zsa Gabor,
Hungarian
Actress
#Name
I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
Zsa Zsa Gabor,
Hungarian
Actress
#Nothing
#Sex
How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?
Zsa Zsa Gabor,
Hungarian
Actress
#Husbands
I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?
Zsa Zsa Gabor,
Hungarian
Actress
#Want
#Man
#Understanding
Macho does not prove mucho.
Zsa Zsa Gabor,
Hungarian
Actress
One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.
Zsa Zsa Gabor,
Hungarian
Actress
#Love
#Men
#Theories
#Eyes
#Women
The women's movement hasn't changed my sex life. It wouldn't dare.
Zsa Zsa Gabor,
Hungarian
Actress
#Life
#Women
#Sex
To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer.
Zsa Zsa Gabor,
Hungarian
Actress
#Men
We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but he didn't.
Zsa Zsa Gabor,
Hungarian
Actress
#Love
When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.
Zsa Zsa Gabor,
Hungarian
Actress
#Argument
#Sleep
#Bed
You never really know a man until you have divorced him.
Zsa Zsa Gabor,
Hungarian
Actress
#Man
I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.
Zsa Zsa Gabor,
Hungarian
Actress
#Man
He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
Zsa Zsa Gabor,
Hungarian
Actress
#Divorce
#Housekeeping
Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
Zsa Zsa Gabor,
Hungarian
Actress
#Love
#Man
#Silly
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
Zsa Zsa Gabor,
Hungarian
Actress
#Love
#Man
Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles.
Zsa Zsa Gabor,
Hungarian
Actress
#Divorce